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Fast forward to about 1am and im still hammering open cans when my mother in law comes in to find me covered in red liquid breathing heavily from the effort with a hatchet in hand and what she would describe as a crazed look in my eye reminiscent of jack nicholson in the shining

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The 911 recording is considered a family treasure at this point

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After a lengthy search of the area for potential victims the local cops realized that my story was true and not actually the dumbest lie since elizabeth warrens whole native american heritage claim

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But they did agree that it was the actual dumbest thing any of them had ever seen outside of twitter

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Thats saying something because several generations of my family grew up and died hilariously here due to the dominant stupid gene we all possess

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While my inlaws still refuse to visit ill chalk that up in the win category as well because theyre just the worst

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I finally had it one day and threw it away

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Lever is plastic be aware otherwise it would have been a perfect opener