Obviously upon seeing me glide through the water with the effortless might of a rapid pod of orca he quickly handed over his trident

Seriously had the passengers of the ill fated titanic been equipped with these technicolored shoes of hyperion himself they would have all give that iceberg a giant irish middle finger and mcgregoresk “fook you”no concrete is too slick no water too deep no sand to coarse and no coral too sharp to slow you down in all your summer time water frolicking or mock navel water adventures while sporting a pair of the