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I thought that the dwarf wearing this as armour on his left arm was a bad idea

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A couple of street toughs had accosted the dwarf on his way home from his biweekly visit to the local hardware store to pickup his regular shipment of thumbtacks jute twine 6 mil visqueen and a 50 pound sack of lye

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Well the thugs attempted to relieve the dwarf of his remaining cash and one of them swung a broom handle at the dwarf which was deflected due to the sparrow armour and his quick reflex and the broom handle struck his partner in crime in the face which sent him crying and running from the scene

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The dwarf had then quickly threw his box of thumbtacks very hard at the ground where they had scattered down the sidewalk before he pushed the swinging offender to the ground

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The screaming from falling on the thumbtacks as well as the grunting noises from the additional thumbtacks being pushed into his knees and palms while he attempted to scramble to his feet brought many people from their houses

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The sight that they were witness to was of the dwarf using his foot applied to the seat of the offenders pants each time progress was made at rising toward a standing position but the resulting tumble forward onto more scattered thumbtacks and the repressing in of the existing ones caused more howling

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I say 34howling34 because it drowned out the howling siren of the approaching police cruiser

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The dwarf relegated his butt pushing duty to the on coming officers by stepping into the grass and walking past the wailer who looked up at the exact time that a small amount of lye escaped from a tiny rupture of the package and floated down into his left eye